Fuck Vanity Metrics: The Power of Two KPIs That Actually Matter for Scaling

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Look, I don’t usually drop F-bombs in my writing or speaking. But when it comes to the bullshit metrics that are leading startups astray, sometimes you need to cut through the noise. So pardon my French, but it’s time we have a real talk about the numbers that actually matter for your startup’s success.

We need to talk about metrics. Not the flashy ones that look good in pitch decks don’t mean shit for your business. I’m talking about the two metrics that can make or break your startup’s future. Buckle up, because we’re about to dive deep into the only numbers you should obsess over.

The Power of Two: Your Startup’s North Star

Forget about your social media followers, app downloads, or even your total registered users. Those are vanity metrics – they might make you feel good, but they won’t keep your lights on. Instead, let’s focus on two powerhouse KPIs that truly indicate your startup’s health and potential:

  1. Branded Search Growth
  2. Product Love Factor

These aren’t just random metrics I pulled out of thin air. They’re the result of years in the trenches, working with early-stage startups and analyzing what separates the unicorns from the “nice tries.” Let’s break them down.

Branded Search: Are People Talking About You?

Branded search is simple: it’s the number of people searching for your company name or product every month. Why does this matter? Because it shows organic interest and word-of-mouth growth. It’s a clear indicator that you’re becoming a household name in your industry.

Here’s why branded search growth is your new best friend:

  • It’s hard to fake (unlike social media followers)
  • It directly correlates with market awareness
  • It’s a leading indicator of future revenue

Let’s look at some real-world examples, with data sourced from Google Trends and public financial reports:

StartupBranded Search GrowthProduct Love FactorOutcome
Airbnb850% increase (2010-2014)Unique, local stays$31B IPO in 2020
Uber1,400% increase (2013-2016)Convenience of ride-hailing$82B IPO in 2019
Zoom3,500% increase (2017-2020)Easy video conferencing355% stock price increase in 2020
WeWork200% increase (2015-2019), then declineCool office spaces, but high costsFailed IPO, 80% valuation drop
Theranos1,000% increase (2013-2015), then crashPromised tech never workedCompany dissolved, legal issues
Peloton900% increase (2018-2020), then plateauEngaging at-home workoutsInitial surge, then 80% stock drop

Sources: Google Trends, Company S-1 Filings, Yahoo Finance

This table showcases a crucial point: Branded search growth alone isn’t enough. It needs to be paired with a strong Product Love Factor to drive sustainable success. Let’s break it down:

  • Airbnb, Uber, and Zoom: All saw massive branded search growth coupled with features users loved. Result? Successful IPOs and continued growth.
  • WeWork and Theranos: High branded search growth initially, but weak or non-existent Product Love Factors led to their downfall.
  • Peloton: Strong initial growth in both metrics, but challenges in sustaining Product Love Factor led to recent struggles.

The key takeaway? Branded search gets people in the door, but your Product Love Factor keeps them coming back. You need both for long-term success.

Product Love Factor: The Feature That Hooks Them

Your Product Love Factor is that one killer feature or experience that makes users fall head over heels for your product. It’s what keeps them coming back, what they rave about to their friends, and what makes your product “sticky.”

How do you identify and measure your Product Love Factor?

  1. Analyze user behavior: What feature do power users engage with most?
  2. Survey your biggest fans: Ask them what they can’t live without
  3. Track feature-specific retention: Which feature correlates most strongly with long-term retention?

Let’s dive deeper into some Product Love Factors that drove startup success:

StartupProduct Love FactorUser ImpactBusiness Impact
SlackChannel-based communication98% reduction in internal emails (Slack case study)$27.7B acquisition by Salesforce
SpotifyPersonalized playlists (Discover Weekly)2.3B hours of Discover Weekly streamed in first year (Spotify)30% increase in paid subscribers year-over-year
DropboxSeamless file syncing4.5B file sharing connections (Dropbox)$10B valuation at IPO
NetflixPersonalized recommendations80% of content watched comes from recommendations (Netflix)231M paid memberships globally
RobinhoodCommission-free trading5.5M daily average revenue trades (Q4 2020)0 to $32B valuation in 8 years

Sources: Company reports, S-1 filings, public statements

These examples illustrate how a strong Product Love Factor directly translates to user engagement and business success. But remember, without the branded search growth to bring in new users, even the best features can go unnoticed.

The Synergy of Search and Love

Here’s where the magic happens. When you nail both branded search growth and your Product Love Factor, you create a flywheel effect:

  1. Great product → Happy users
  2. Happy users → More word-of-mouth
  3. More word-of-mouth → Increased branded search
  4. Increased branded search → More new users
  5. More new users experience the Product Love Factor → Cycle repeats

This is how startups go from zero to hero. It’s not about gaming the system or burning cash on ads. It’s about creating something people love and letting that love fuel your growth.

How to Put This Into Action

  1. Track Your Branded Search:
  • Use Google Trends to monitor search interest over time
  • Set up Google Alerts for your brand name and variations
  • Use SEO tools to track branded keyword volume
  1. Identify Your Product Love Factor:
  • Analyze user engagement data to find your most-used and highest-retention features
  • Conduct user interviews to understand what keeps people coming back
  • Experiment with enhancing potential Product Love Factor features and measure the impact
  1. Align Your Team:
  • Make these two metrics visible to everyone in your company
  • Set goals and OKRs around improving these metrics
  • Celebrate wins when you see positive movement

The Bottom Line

Forget the vanity metrics that make you feel good but don’t drive real growth. Focus on branded search growth and your Product Love Factor. These are the two north stars that will guide your startup to sustainable, long-term success.

Remember, Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither is a unicorn startup. But by zeroing in on these two critical KPIs, you’re setting yourself up for explosive growth when it matters most.

Want to dive deeper into strategies for sustainable startup growth? Check out my upcoming course, “The No-BS Guide to Scaling Your Startup.” It’s packed with real-world tactics and frameworks to help you navigate the long road to success. Because let’s face it, if you’re in this for the long haul, you need a game plan that goes beyond vanity metrics.

Now get out there and make some noise. Your branded search isn’t going to grow itself.

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SK - the first smarketer
SK - the first smarketer

I've been in the startup trenches since 2008, hustling across product, marketing, and growth. I've seen the good, the bad, and the ugly of early-stage growth, and I'm here to tell you: there's a better way.

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